True Facts About Chris Rea

[DRM]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj42gv5djjko
Chris Rea's latest project ended in failure, when his inaugural "Digbeth Run With The Bulls" Event got off to a premature start, when one bored bull set off early, Barry The Bull was eventually rounded up at the old Dunelm site, where he received some cattle cake & a drink of Red Bull, The West Midlands Lord Mayor, Sir Noddy Holder was said to be highly disappointed as the event was tipped to be as good as Pamplona's Bull Run, with a finish on the Bull Ring, but plans are now indefinitely on hold, after a full risk assessment

 

[Drago]

Following Elon Musk's threats to decommission all Dragon spacecraft, Chris Rea has been placed on stand-by to use the TURDIS to getting astronauts to and from the ISS.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Like that's gonna work. Have you ever seen Elon Musk and Chris Rea in the same room..................

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea is currently doing donuts round Accrington as he composes his follow up to the Road to Hell.

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea admits to being mystified by space hoppers, pogo sticks he understands, but doesn’t see how something without springs can bounce. “It’s just like, empty, man” he exclaimed after cutting one open.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Chris Rea is forging a new career as a Max Wall impersonator, using the remnants of the stricken space hopper as his bald wig.