True Facts About Chris Rea

[DRM]

Disaster struck this week when Chris Rea was booked, along with the Toyota Prius Time Taxi for a food shopping order delivery from the the Kashmir International Food Store, on Abingdon Rd Middlesbrough, unfortunately the Cars GPS system took him to the actual Kashmir Region on the Indian Sub Continent where a couple of auberge field explosions seem to have started a war between India & Pakistan, luckily Chris got back to Middlesbrough, & was able to make the urgent delivery of ingredients to an Indian Takeaway in Redcar

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea this week brokered a trade deal between the UK and the US.

The reduction of the tariffs from 25% to 10% on the plutonium required to power the TURDIS was one in the eye for French plutonium retailers.