True Facts About Chris Rea

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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
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Location
Inside my skull
I heard the charges wouldn't stick anyway. Something about the Turdis using laxatives for a shield.
 

DRM

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Location
West Yorks
Chris Rea has been trying to persuade the North East Land, Sea & Air Museum to let him have Avro Vulcan B2 XL319, he has already been back in time in the Turdis to work out how to acquire new engines, and other parts from the factory, go back to the museum and fit the parts, the initial plan is to taxi out on to the industrial estate road, join the A19 Northbound & take off before reaching the Tyne Tunnel, once airborne he will turn round & do a couple of low passes over the Nissan Car Plant, with the terrifying "Vulcan Howl" as Nissan refused a warranty repair on his good mate Roy "Chubby" Browns Nissan Micra, the museum manager told him to "clear off ya daft b*gg#r"
 
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