True Facts About Escarpment Richard, formerly known as Cliff.

[Drago]

Cliff Richard is required by the court to give Thames Water 48hrs notice before flushing his loo.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Summer Holiday starring Cliff Richard was a documentary

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard was sued by Huw Edwards for trades description breaches over one of his film titles. Its seems its not a wonderful life for everyone.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It has not rained at Wimbledon since Cliff Richard stopped turning up.

 

[Drago]

Thanks to his new NHS hearing aids Cliff is finally wired for sound.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff invented hip hop after his NHS operation.

 

[Drago]

Despite paying himself massive dividends, Cliff Richard leaks up to a quarter of his pumping capacity.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard has only a provisional driving licence.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff used to buy all his own singles, so he could get to no 1

 

[Drago]

Una Stubbs was so ashamed of her brief affair with Cliff Richard that she changed her name to Aunt Sally to maintain some degree of anonymity.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Cliff Richard was so ashamed of his brief affair witth Una Stubbs that he didn't emerge from the shower for a full year afterwards.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard works part time as a TV licence goon.

 

[Dave7]

I have read all these posts and have to say I think some of them are not totally true, maybe even made up.
This fact is genuine.
Cliff is actually blond. He died his hair to compete with Elvis.
His pubes are still blond (I have this from a reliable source).

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard's wig is woven from hair donated by fans.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff Richard flicked a switch in the Command Module when on a tour of Apollo 13 a few days before it took off.