True Facts About Escarpment Richard, formerly known as Cliff.

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff Richard has denied he has a Little Richard

 

[stephec]

Cliff's original wig is now available as a timeshare.

For two weeks every year you too can look like him for only £3000.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard is widely tipped to be the next director general of the BBC.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Cliff Richard is widely tipped to be the next director general of the BBC.

Last I heard he was on the verge of taking over as president of FIFA.

I'm sure he can multitask no problem.

 

[lazybloke]

After years of visiting a clinic in Antalya for dental veneers, a few tucks and some work on his hairline, this September he's opting for a Brazilian butt lift.

 

[Dave7]

That curled lip and hip thrust you thought he had perfected was caused when, many years ago, Hank Marvin superglued his butt cheeks together then put laxative in his morning cuppa.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard used to bully Chuck Norris at school.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp would like a word

 

[Drago]

During the war Cliff sang all the jingles for the Lord Haw Haw show.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard claimed to me non-verbal until he was 25, but critics have pointed out he was only 17 when he recorded Move It.

Cliff's sticking to his guns, although some pundits believe that his latest song, I've Been Through the Desert on a Horse With No Legs, was written by AI.

 

[DRM]

Cliff Richard had a second run of musical fame for several years, utilising dark glasses, a dusty suit, cowboy boots and a clip on beard as a member of ZZ Top

 

[Drago]

The annual Cliff Richard Posing Topless calender is a poor seller. Indeed, in some towns, such as Accrington, only one is sold each year.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff does not have a TV

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard ran 50 marathons for charity.

On the 23rd day his leg fell off and he had to hop the remainder of the days. However, the Daily Mail contests this and has unearthed footage of Cliff getting out of a taxi near the finish line.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff denies he has had plastic surgery