True Facts About Mr T

[Drago]

Mr T divorced Ice T after he discovered an undeclared package during their wedding night nuptials.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The undeclared package was blown up by bomb disposal. Ice T is now known as Ice S.

 

[Drago]

G&T was to be a pop duo featuring Gary Glitter and Mr T.

Unfortunately, Glitter's past caught up with him and the project was abandoned, leaving Mr T to sell the G&T rights to a white spirit manufacturer.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Mr T is actually the person responsible for the current Oasis tour after the ceasing og hostilities between Liam and Noel

He accurately channelled the nations thoughts by shouting "Shut Up Fool" at both of them until they started speaking properly again

 

[king of the mole hills]

G&T was to be a pop duo featuring Gary Glitter and Mr T.

Unfortunately, Glitter's past caught up with him and the project was abandoned, leaving Mr T to sell the G&T rights to a white spirit manufacturer.

Mr t didn't want to be in any gang especially yours Harry

 

[stephec]

Mr T may have a hard man image but he's really a big cowardy custard.

He once spilt Charles Hawtery's pint in a pub in Soho, and jumped out of the toilet window to escape rather that take up the offer of, 'let's step outside and sort this out.'

 

[Drago]

Mr T's distinctive haircut allows him to travel upon scalextric tracks while standing on his head. With suitably conductive footwear he can take power from overhead lines and ride tram tracks in this manner.

This being the case, it was always difficult to understand why the A Team were so keen to get him on a plane.

 

[Drago]

Mr T is a big admirer or the ancient Romans, and his haircut is modelled on a centurions helmet.

 

[Drago]

Mr T runs a conversion therapy programme for vegetarians.

 

[DRM]

Mr T's Great Grandfather, Mr T Senior,was the Head designer at the, fledgling Ford Motor Company, he specifically designed his Ford Model T as an open top vehicle, in order to avoid catching his Mohawk on a fixed roof, as it is actually an inherited form of male pattern baldness, he also insisted it was only finished in black, as it was classy, & looked rather nice when polished to high lustre

 

[Drago]

Mr T's Great Grandfather, Mr T Senior,was the Head designer at the, fledgling Ford Motor Company, he specifically designed his Ford Model T as an open top vehicle, in order to avoid catching his Mohawk on a fixed roof, as it is actually an inherited form of male pattern baldness, he also insisted it was only finished in black...

Although a red stripe up the side and over the rear of the roof was an optional extra.

 

[Drago]

For breakfast Mr T eats a bowl of Werther's Originals with semi skimmed milk.

 

[stephec]

When Mr T watched footage of the old music hall act where a man catches a bullet between his teeth he declared it, 'pansy stuff,' and to back up his statement he the repeated the trick with a cruise missile.

 

[Drago]

Mr T was the first person in the west to own a gold plated AK47. He wanted to make a good impression atnthe Bronx primary school at which he taught.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T is a keen bike rider and launched the Mr TDF in France in 1924.