True Facts About Ross Kemp

[DRM]

Mr T was overheard at Gatwick Airport for a flight to the U.S refusing to go on the plane, it was quickly resolved when Ross Kemp came forward and said “That’s what you think mate” the flight took off on time, thanks to Ross

 

[ktmbiker58]

Ross Kemp traveled back to Roman Times in the UK with Chris Rea, it was the year 410, the same year that the Romans left Britain, coincidence? I don't think so

Thats a long way from home - hope Chris Rea makes it back home for Christmas

 

[teeonethousand]

Thats a long way from home - hope Chris Rea makes it back home for Christmas

'Time travelling home for Christmas'....was in big hit in the future

 

[Moon bunny]

I throw my orange juice over Ross Kemp every time I see him.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp stormed the Iranian embassy and ended the siege single handed.

Shortly after the embassy was secured the SAS put on a fake raid so they could take public credit and preserve Kemp's under cover anonymity.

 

[steveindenmark]

While being a "Tough Guy" he was terrified of Barbara Windsor, who was top dog on the East Enders set

Not suprising as the Krays were on her Christmas card list.

 

[PeteXXX]

RK, as he likes to be referred to's favourite drink is a Babycham with a cherry on a plastic sword but he will deny this fact, obviously!

 

[craigwend]

Ross Kemp & Chris Rea both have 8 letters in their 'known name'.
8 is the symbol of infinity, which explains their immortality and that they and others were born invincible and unless beheaded they will not die. Immortals wage a secret war, fighting each other until the last few remaining will meet at the Gathering to fight for the prize and the title "There can be only one"...

 

[geocycle]

He used to be really scruffy which was limiting his opportunities. He tidied himself up and changed his name, Mr Unkemp was no more.

 

[Way-Out-West]

A scene in EastEnders where Steve McFadden and Ross Kemp were fixing a pump under the bar was edited out when the tops of their heads made it appear Babs was doing her Carry On Camping bit again.

 

[Glyno]

His big career break was as Zippy in Rainbow.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Bruce Lee heard that Ross Kemp had setup a rival martial arts school in the East End of London. Bruce came to London and challenged Ross to a fight. As Bruce was bowing, Ross nutted him, took him to the airport, and put him on a plane with Mr T.

 

[Drago]

Bruce Lee heard that Ross Kemp had setup a rival martial arts school in the East End of London. Bruce came to London and challenged Ross to a fight. As Bruce was bowing, Ross nutted him, took him to the airport, and put him on a plane with Mr T.

Post of the day!

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was originally hired to play the part of the hard as nails Rip Wheeler in Yellowstone.

On day 3 of shooting Kemp was sacked after producers discovered that he hadn't been acting - Kemp really was beating the other actors to death and dropping off their bodies at "the train station."

This wasn't a problem per se as most of the dead actors were PEONS, but it made doing a second take a trifle awkward.

 

[DRM]

Thats a long way from home - hope Chris Rea makes it back home for Christmas

Search out the Chris Rea Thread, he usually causes a disaster in various centuries with his time travel shenanigans, but it usually works out ok in the end