True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Ming the Merciless]

Bruce Lee heard that Ross Kemp had setup a rival martial arts school in the East End of London. Bruce came to London and challenged Ross to a fight. As Bruce was bowing, Ross nutted him, took him to the airport, and put him on a plane with Mr T.

 

[Drago]

Bruce Lee heard that Ross Kemp had setup a rival martial arts school in the East End of London. Bruce came to London and challenged Ross to a fight. As Bruce was bowing, Ross nutted him, took him to the airport, and put him on a plane with Mr T.

Post of the day!

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was originally hired to play the part of the hard as nails Rip Wheeler in Yellowstone.

On day 3 of shooting Kemp was sacked after producers discovered that he hadn't been acting - Kemp really was beating the other actors to death and dropping off their bodies at "the train station."

This wasn't a problem per se as most of the dead actors were PEONS, but it made doing a second take a trifle awkward.

 

[DRM]

Thats a long way from home - hope Chris Rea makes it back home for Christmas

Search out the Chris Rea Thread, he usually causes a disaster in various centuries with his time travel shenanigans, but it usually works out ok in the end

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp single handedly quelled the Peterhead Jail Riot, when he appeared, the rioters ran off and hid in their cells, he then let his mates in the SAS go in and claim all the glory

 

[Drago]

The film Captain Phillips is loosely based on a true story, but major liberties were taken with the script.

In real life the US navy threatened to send in Ross Kemp, whereupon the pirates immediately surrendered.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Viewers were disappointed with Ross Kemp’s latest documentary ‘A Life Behind Bars’ which follows a group of elderly cyclists pedalling about and stuff.

 

[Drago]

Ebikes were invented to allow Steve McFadden to keep up with Ross Kemp while out for a ride.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Ross Kemp is so strong on his bike his power meter reads in horsepower.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is the only man hard enough to dare to park in the disabled bay outside Accy's flat.

 

[raleighnut]

Ross Kemp is the only man hard enough to dare to park in the disabled bay outside Accy's flat.

Yep he can park his Reliant Regal anywhere.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp is a Trekkie. He's so hard he assimilated the Borg.

 

[Paulus]

Ross Kemp was drummed out of the SAS for bring too 'ard.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp spilled Chudk Norris' beer, only for Norris to buy Kemp a pint as a thank you.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp got Cupid Stunt's name wrong on a live edition of Playschool causing Floella to spit out the coffee she was drinking.