True Facts About Ross Kemp

[stephec]

Ross Kemp is the only acceptable male celebrity crush for straight men.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ross Kemp lost his virginity to a gorilla behind the cages at London Zoo.
He did wonder why the lass was so hairy but, alas, he knew no better 😔

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp is so hard he crushes then sprinkles granite on his cornflakes each morning, he then pours Castro gtx over them.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp was asked to leave the French Foreign Legion as he was deemed too hard, and on the UN Mission in Cote D’Ivorie he terrified locals into simply staying at home