True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Death once had a near Ross Kemp experience.

 

[Drago]

The bogeyman checks under his bed to be sure Ross Kemp isnt hiding there.

 

[Way-Out-West]

When Ross Kemp was born, he bit through his own umbilical cord.

 

[Drago]

The Kray got themselves arrested and sent to prison so they'd be safe from Ross Kemp.

 

[stephec]

The Tom Hardy version of the Kray twins was based on a script originally planned for Ross Kemp, but never put into production as, 'they were never that hard.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Snow Leopard only finally revealed itself and got itself filmed because Ross Kemp told it too.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp, a big supporter of Palestine Achtung, was arrested over 500 times on Saturday.

 

[Drago]

Archaeologists unearthed and extension to the Bayeux Tapestry in which Ross Kemp single handedly repels the invaders.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp went into space with Blue Origin. A fellow passenger farted, so Ross opened the escape hatch, killing everyone on board except himself.

 

[Drago]

Then new SpinLaunch centrifuge orbital launch system is the be powered by an exercise bike pedalled by Ross Kemp.

 

[DRM]

Despite all of the above, not many people know that Ross Kemp is the World Crochet Champion, 2007-08, and 2010-2011

 

[Drago]

When the car airbag was developed the original prototype was shaped like Ross Kemp's fist.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp once stood on a piece of Lego, the Lego let out the most piercing scream of pain imaginable

 

[Drago]

Contrary to popular belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg. It collided with Ross Kemp who was crossing the Atlantic backstroke for a bet.

 

[Drago]

The dark is scared of Ross Kemp.