True Facts About Ross Kemp

[stephec]

When Ross Kemp went on Top Gear his real lap time was 3:00 minutes.

Even though he was a few inches taller, and a few stone heavier, Jeremy Clarkson realised that he wasn't dealing with a little production assistant who he could bully, so he personally edited the footage to make Ross two seconds faster than the Stig when it was finally broadcast.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp invented cockney rhyming slang to confuse his enemies and keep them off their guard so he can slap them more easily.

 

[lazybloke]

Not even a black hole can eat three shredded wheat Ross Kemp.

 

[Moon bunny]

Ross Kemp is scared of pigeons.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp was recently pulled over for speeding, he was caught doing 85 Mph in a 30 zone, however he denied all charges, which were thrown out of Court and the Police Officers involved given a severe reprimand for lying in court, as the Judge said even he knew a 1971 Honda C50 Cub won't go that fast, however nobody realised that Ross Kemp was also scooting it along like a child on a balance bike

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp keeps Steve McFadden as a pet.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He was threatened with an assault rifle in Papua New Guinea. During a tense confrontation, a member of a local gang pointed an assault rifle at him and his crew. Instead of backing down, Kemp reportedly swatted the gun away and challenged the man to an arm wrestle. Kemp won, and word spread quickly and the crew were left alone after that.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was Sylvester Stallone's stunt double for the arm wrestling scenes in Over the Top.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Dolph Lundgren was in the film Over the Top. Dolph insisted on doing his own stunts. Unfortunately Ross broke Dolph’s wrist in the first arm wrestle filmed, and the latter had to withdraw.

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[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp is shorter than Volodymyr Zelenskyy

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is shorter than Volodymyr Zelenskyy

But no one dares to tell him.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp was the stunt double for Ronnie Corbett in the action movie Get Shorty.

 

[Moon bunny]

So, I was ambling down a street in Grange over Sands, when I espied Ross Kemp coming towards me, I checked my container of orange juice that I always carry for just such occasions, but as I did so Kemp must have spotted me, for he turned and ran off in the opposite direction; I gave chase and was almost on him when he suddenly stopped in his tracks and turned to face me, going down on his knees with his arms in the air, he pleaded for mercy, “Splosh me all you want, just don’t let that feathered horror get me!” he cried. At once I spotted the cause of his distress, a small white pigeon was on the path behind him. I took mercy on him and with a quick wave of my hand the bird was gone, being a sporting type I allowed Ross a 10 second start, however he made a tactical mistake and tried to take sanctuary in the station, which of course was closed, I caught him as he rattled at the door handle and cackling with terrible joy, gave him the sloshing of his life.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp never has salad with his kebab. If some hapless kebab seller should pop the question he typically clenches his fists and says, "are you calling me a ponce?"

 

[cyberknight]

Ross Kemp is so hard he does not even fear @Drago underwear .