True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Drago

Drago

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The new Mike Oldfiled opus, Leather Jackets, is dedicated to his good friend and legitimate business partner Ross Kemp.
 
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Potential customers have to prove to staff that they are a certified meathead before they are allowed to purchase a garment from the Ross Kemp leather jacket range.

Acceptable proof includes parachute regiment tattoos, wanted posters, or an invitation for staff to "hit me in the stomach."
 
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Mad Doug Biker

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When it comes to leather jackets, there is only one person harder than Ross Kemp (yes, despite everything, it's true!).

This is a guy who wears a leather bomber jacket and has seen more in a lifetime than anyone should ever see.

Who am I talking about?

Why, Charlie Fairhead of Holby General A&E of course!!
 

Mad Doug Biker

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... Either that or George Green from London's Burning 🤣
 
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