True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp's real mother is Diana Ross, and his father is Martin Kemp.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Ross Kemp is famously a cross dresser, but he gets angry doing most things.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp doesnt do the Times crossword. He does the Sun extremely angry word.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Ross Kemp Action Man figure is the only one with genitals.

There is also a special edition which incorporates a water pistol.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... There's also a very exclusive limited edition that shoots milk/cream for your tea/coffe... Yeah, sorry! 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp's pit bull has erected a "beware of the human" sign.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ross Kemp's pit bull has erected a "beware of the human" sign.

Ross Kemp's dog has to pay 'Danger Money'.

 

[Drago]

When Ross Kemp goes Trick or Treating he demands protection money.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp uses Swarfega as a moisturiser.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Ross Kemp gargles with Nitromors

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp was born with a scowl.

 

[Drago]

In order to deter any potential alien invasion each of the Voyager spacecraft carries a gold plaque bearing an engraving of Ross Kemp.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As further deterrent there is a recording on the gold disc of Ross singing “My Old Man’s a Dustman”

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Ross Kemp has climbed Everest one handed without oxygen, swum the Channel towing a boat, ran marathons with a 56lb backback in sub 3 hours and now wants to manage Man Utd.

If he was really tough he would challenge himself to get Everton to win the League!!

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp spent a full night punching Russian drones that crossed into Polish airspace last Wednesday, in order to destroy them, Vladimir Putin is now terrified that he will rebuild them, & throw them at the Kremlin