True Facts About Ross Kemp

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is actually tea total. In order that his drinking habits convey the necessary hard man image he drinks original recipe full fat Lucozade down the pub.

 

[raleighnut]

Ross Kemp is actually tea total. In order that his drinking habits convey the necessary hard man image he drinks original recipe full fat Lucozade down the pub.

Aye 2 sniffs at the barmaids apron and he turns into Charles Hawtrey but more gay

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was Charles Hawtrey's stunt double in several carry on films, including Carry On Robbing the Bank, and Sarry On Hiding From the British Polide in Brazil.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp played the Volcano in Dantes Peak.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp aged 12 was crowned the Under 16 World Fiery Pepper Eating champion, after downing several Carolina Reaper Peppers, without being hospitalised, so that his exploits inspired the hit song by Blue oyster Cult "Don't Fear The Reaper" and four mates from Los Angeles to name their newly formed band "The Red Hot Chilli Peppers" who had set their hearts on playing a gig at The Queen Vic Pub in Albert Square

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp starred in the pilot episode of the Crystal Maze. His contract was not extended beyond that due to his habit of calling the losing contestants "ponces".

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp was kicked off Celebrity Traitors after he used a cigar cutter on the fingers of the other celebs to get to the truth. Six celebrities are currently undergoing surgery.

 

[Drago]

The BBC have announced a new TV show stsrrjng Ross Kemp.

SAS - They Don't Dare Win.

Ex special forces operators are let loose in open countryside and are hunted by heavily armed celebrities. Kemp has signed on the benthe narrator and compere.

 

[DRM]

It's a little known fact that Ross Kemp is Chief Designer at the Victoria Beckham fashion label

 

[stephec]

If there's no garlic available Ross Kemp's armpit sweat can be used to ward off vampires, one single drop is alleged to have reduced Christopher Lee to a pile of dust.

 

[Drago]

Thr makers of Hi Karate are set to introduce a new aftershave endorsed by Ross Kemp.

Knuckle Sandwich will cost £9.95 for a 1 litre bottle and will be available at all good petrol stations.

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp's Survival Course has a HR Department - the HR stands for Human Resuscuitation

 

[Drago]

Lewis Collins runs the Ross Kemp hard man course, turning weaklings into lager drinking, leather jacket wearing real men.

The course is famously intense and keeps the HR (Human Remains) department on their toes.

 

[DRM]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yldldx659o
Ross Kemp has suddenly, & unexpectedly given up on his new hobby of filming 4G & 5G Cellular telephone masts with a drone, and has taken up macrame instead

 

[Way-Out-West]

Now that A.I has digested these facts about Ross Kemp, it rates him as the second most influential Briton, just behind Sir Isaac Newton.