True Facts About Ross Kemp

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp loves the smell of his palm in the morning

 

[Moon bunny]

The theatre world laments the fact that Ross Kemp, probably Britain's finest actor, will never perform the great Shakespearian roles, due to his refusal to wear tights.

"Such a missed opportunity" said Sir Ian McKellen, sadly.

"Wodger fink I am? Some kind of lady boy?" Kemp replied.

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The cast of this 2003 touring production of The Taming of the Shrew included Ross Kemp…

Edt: Further research reveals he did refuse to wear tights and performed it naked.

 

[Dogtrousers]

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Edt: Further research reveals he did refuse to wear tights and performed it naked.

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[Drago]

Ross Kemp went on a blind date with a TV weather girl, but he never got a second date due to accidentally calling her Betty Mountain.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp has completed his latest engineering project by restoring an ex Vietnam War era Bell Huey UH-1 helicopter, & is cock-a-hoop it now has an airworthiness certificate, however there have been several complaints from Londoners who have been buzzed on streets and public parks by a large green helicopter, with massive machine guns poking out of the side doors, along with "The Ride of The Valkyrie" booming from an attached speaker, the Met Police helicopter was sent to investigate, but cleared off sharpish, when the guns were pointed at them

 

[Drago]

Marlon Brando modelled his portrayal of Colonel Kurtz on his dear friend Ross Kemp.

 

[accountantpete]

There is a Blue Plaque on Ross Kemp's childhood home - from the script apparently one of the Chuckle Brothers was born there.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

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His plums played the two gentlemen of Verona

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp’s parachute failed to open during a charity jump yesterday. Ross climbed out the hole with a big grin and was heard to say “Right who’s for a pint?”

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has his own coat of arms, with the following motto scrolled across the bottom...

Go on, hit me in the stomach!

 

[accountantpete]

Ross Kemp has just been down the Post Office for his ID Card photo

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemps driving licence has a photo of his right fist.

 

[DRM]

Ross Kemp is currently very, very excited about the possibility of a Peaky Blinders Movie, so much so that he has ordered a full Tommy Shelby outfit from The Accy Cyclists Gentleman's Bespoke Tailors of Accrington, Lancs, and proudly struts round London trying to perfect a Brummie Accent

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Police are trying to get in touch with Ross, regards recent graffiti appearing all over London

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has hit the gym, where he eats 20 pukka pies a day as preparation for his starring role in the forthcoming Big Daddy biopic.