True Facts About Ross Kemp

[DRM]

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Ross Kemp hates this poem, as it reminds him of the awful night that his beautifully restored to full concours d'elegance standard, classic 1970's car burst into flames in Epping Forest, he really loved his Chrysler Avenger Tiger, and will forcefully stop anyone from reading this poem aloud!

 

[Drago]

After one drunken night out with the Millwall FC fan club Ross Kemp awoke to find he'd married a 1976 Allegro 1500.

 

[accountantpete]

David Austin have just unveiled their new hybrid tea rose "Ross Kemp" - it's a short, compact and prickly little number says David proudly.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp has to collect his mail from the sorting office after several incidents where he bit post man's fingers in the letter box.

 

[Hover Fly]

If RK has any minor grazes or cuts he carefully cleans them with 30 year old Laphroaig.

 

[raleighnut]

If RK has any minor grazes or cuts he carefully cleans them with 30 year old Laphroaig.

That is completely wrong, if nobber Kemp allowed the 'Water Of Life' to touch him he would melt like a Vampire in the sun.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp is actually tea total. In order that his drinking habits convey the necessary hard man image he drinks original recipe full fat Lucozade down the pub.

 

[raleighnut]

Ross Kemp is actually tea total. In order that his drinking habits convey the necessary hard man image he drinks original recipe full fat Lucozade down the pub.

Aye 2 sniffs at the barmaids apron and he turns into Charles Hawtrey but more gay

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp was Charles Hawtrey's stunt double in several carry on films, including Carry On Robbing the Bank, and Sarry On Hiding From the British Polide in Brazil.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp played the Volcano in Dantes Peak.