ultra light weight touring

[tyred]

I tour three stone lighter than I used to due to getting rid of most of my belly...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In my yoof, this was called a ‘Portuguese Shower’. I’m sure I can survive one night without a wash. My bib shorts may get special dispensation.

Well yes, but if no wash, why bother with deoderant for one night?

 

[Heltor Chasca]

Well yes, but if no wash, why bother with deoderant for one night?

It makes me very pleased you are investing such an interest in my alblutions. Thanks coach.