Uncle Drago's agony column

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.

  1. tyred

    tyred Legendary Member

    Location:
    Ireland
    Dear Drago,

    Back in 1977 I had reason to go to the little boys room and the when I was finished and tried to come out again the door knob broke and it took me some time to break the door so I could get out.

    When I did get out I discovered that there was a slow news day and that the newspapers had made up some sort of story about me dying just to boost their sales. Understandably I felt embarrassed by this so kept a low profile for a bit and it had the had advantage of stopping me being hounded by my fans.

    Of course I had cut myself off from my old life and record royalties so took a job in a fish and chip shop for a time to pay the bills. Now I am sick of coming home with my hair my jump suit reeking of chip fat every evening so I would really like to start playing gigs again and reclaim my title of the King of Rock n' Roll although I think with the arthritis I may have to tone down the dancing nowadays. I also think I'd make a good judge on X-Factor.

    I was wondering if you could give me some advice on the best way to come back from the dead and to resurrect my music career.

    Yours faithfully,
    Mr. E. Presley Esq.
     
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  2. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

    Location:
    Oop North (ish)
    Fashionable, Fashionable, there you go again throwing insults about :laugh:
     
  3. welsh dragon

    welsh dragon a permanent vacancy now exists

    I take it all back In that case.
     
  4. pjd57

    pjd57 Über Member

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Sounds like you're caught in a trap
     
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  5. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

    Location:
    Oop North (ish)
    You have a suspicious mind
     
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  6. Dave7

    Dave7 Guru

    Location:
    Cheshire
    That only works if you are wearing Adidas tracky bottoms, have a baseball hat on back to front and walk about saying 'innit'
     
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  7. pjd57

    pjd57 Über Member

    Location:
    Glasgow
    I'm all shook up by your comment.
     
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  8. Phaeton

    Phaeton Guru

    Location:
    Oop North (ish)
    Stop being a Hound Dog
     
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  9. pjd57

    pjd57 Über Member

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Close your mouth and open your heart


    P.S. not a fan of the man
     
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  10. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Pair of you should be fastened to the jailhouse rock.
     
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  11. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Sounds like you are catchin' on fast
     
  12. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    That's doing it my way.
     
  13. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Didja' Ever?
     
  14. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Now or Never?
     
  15. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    The Fair's Moving On
     
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