Uncle Drago's agony column

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.

  1. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Will you based in Japan?
     
  2. OP
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    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Location:
    Valhalla
    Dear Scratchy Rash,

    Your Skynet project has the makings of world dominating success. However, I'd steer clear of time machines for a bot if I were you.

    Love, Pops.
     
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  3. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy The Monch

    Location:
    Inside my skull
    Dear Drago,

    I afraid I am much too important to write letters to people like you.

    Please remember that I am very very very very very very very very important.

    However there is no John Cleese fan club (despite my importance) as they were all murdered in 1983 by Michael Palins' fan club.

    I enclose a picture to remind you of my importance.

    J. Cleese
     
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    OP
    Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    Location:
    Valhalla
    Dear weak bodied and weak willed person,

    No one is more important than me, 6 times Mr Olympia. Last person thought they were more important than me, well I set them loose and then hunted them down like the dogs they were. I then made a witty quip, and rescued the beautiful heroine.

    Love,

    Arnie.
     
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  5. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Dear Uncle Arnie

    How did you feel, in 1967, when Sergio Oliva beat you in Mr Olympia. Did the defeat spur you on to greater things?

    Yours
    "The Myth that is"
     
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