I (hopefully) don't need to read this thread to give the ultimate answer. I swear I'm not making this up...
I was in a Merseyside 'Sports Direct' outlet buying some cheap walking boots. The customer service was absolutely appaling, as is often the case in those sorts of shops, but it seemed to be made worse by two women at the other end of the shop buying trainers for their little girls. Very demanding customers they were, but more demanding were their children. I asked to try on a pair of boots, the spotty shop assistant said he would be with me as soon as he could (I'd waited ten minutes already) and then I heard why he was so busy. The mother...
"Dolly?"
"Dolly?!"
"Dolce?!"
"Dolce, get 'ere NOW"
So there it is...Dolce. I then went to the local corner shop and there was a woman in her pyjamas with her kids (also in her pyjamas). It was just before 6pm. I'm not making that up either, sadly.