What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[Psycolist]

It's because you're like a trained athlete - all the tennis players do it to tighten the body when wanting to put more effort into their shots.

AAAAAhhhhhhhh shud-up (sorry, is that too aggresive)

 

[Psycolist]

downloading one of those old time phone dialers into your android

I did that at chrissymas

 

[Psycolist]

What about going to do something, or get something, or...?...sorry i've forgotten what I was going to say

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

..when you try to convince your mates that varifocals are coming into fashion..

 

[Leaway2]

You mean there are other shops to buy clothes in!!

Yes there is Greenwoods, gentleman's outfitter.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

You start looking back instead of forward.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The curious and rather paradoxical realisation that there's not enough time left to waste it rushing around.

 

[Sara_H]

1. Forget who people are.
2. Forget what you're supposed to be doing.
3. Can't get out of a chair without a wincing grunt.
4. Can't bend down to tie your shoelaces.
5. Politicians and your GP look 12.
6. After a long bike ride, you can't get off your bike.
7. Your children start helping you.

Olay Revitalising Cream has a lot to do.

You stop falling over and start "having fall's"

 

[Edwardoka]

Muttering "that's not music" or "kids these days" when something comes on the radio.

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

Muttering "that's not music" or "kids these days" when something comes on the radio.

To be fair, my kids are 20 and 21 and they already say that!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Having to get up at four in the morning for a p, every night.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

You have a "safe place" for things that need to be kept safe, only you can't now remember where that "safe place" is...

Your children constantly say "yes mum" or "I know mum"... conversation is now on 3rd circuit inside 10 minutes and you are not aware of it...

 

[subaqua]

Having to get up at four in the morning for a p, every night.

could be worse. you might not wake up for the pee until you have

 

[Deleted member 1258]

could be worse. you might not wake up for the pee until you have

I was in hospital last spring and that was my worry when they took the catheter out, fortunately I needn't have worried.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

In view of my next birthday, I got a letter from the NHS inviting me to get tested for ... bowel cancer!