What do you call...

[Moodyman]

...a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

 

[Shaun]

What do you call a bloke with a spade on his head?

Doug.

 

[jonny jeez]

What do you call a bloke with a spade on his head?

Doug.

or a bloke without a spade...dougl-less.

Taxi....

 

[Moodyman]

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?


A:About 20 kilos

 

[ianrauk]

What do you call a man hiding under a pile of leaves?



Russel

 

[cisamcgu]

What do you call a golfer who has cut off his own limb and then purchased some performance enhancing drugs ?















Sever-your-arm-off 'n' buy-a-steroid

 

[jonny jeez]

a man with a seagull on his head

Cliff

 

[Bayerd]

What do you call an asian tight rope walker?

Balan Singh

 

[Chromatic]

A man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

 

[Globalti]

An Indian with an apple on his head?

....William Patel.


A Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head?

....Blenda.

 

[sdr gb]

An Indian karaoke enthusiast?

Getupta Singh.


a man with a car on his head?

Jack.

 

[ianrauk]

a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool.

Bob

 

[Moodyman]

An Indian John Travolta?

Dan Singh

 

[Fnaar]

An Indian karaoke enthusiast?

Getupta Singh.

The one and only Peter Singh... Elvis impersonator extraordinaire:

 

[TVC]

a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool.

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?



Clever dick