What do you call...

[Hacienda71]

What do you call a blind deer?

No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea.

 

[TheDoctor]

What do you call a bloke with a plank on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a bloke with 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodwood.

 

[Andy_R]

A fly with no wings?


A walk.

 

[jonny jeez]

A fly with no wings?


A walk.

a fish with no eyes

a fsh

(no I's)...it doesnt work in print

 

[ianrauk]

A man with a car number plate on his head?

Reg

 

[Theseus]

Irishman with glass behind his ears ...


Paddy O'Doors

 

[Cubist]

A Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head?

Blenda

 

[Cubist]

A Scotsman in a raincoat?

Mac

A Scotsman wearing two raincoats?

Max


A Scotsman wearing two raincoats in a cemetery?


Max Bygraves

 

[biggs682]

sorry to say it Velvet curtain is winning so far

 

[Red Light]

A woman moulding clay with a pint balance on her head?


Beatrix Potter.

 

[Red Light]

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art

 

[graham56]

A bloke with acne


Rashid

 

[srw]

What do you call a bloke with a plank on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a bloke with 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodwood.

Do you know what you'd call a bloke with 4 planks on his head?

No, but Edward Woodward would.

 

[beastie]

.... a man with 20 rabbits up his bum ?



Warren!

 

[JonnyBlade]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?


No eye deer!