What do you call...

[JonnyBlade]

A deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer!

 

[Bromptonaut]

What do you call a French man in sandals?

Phillipe Feloup

 

[ianrauk]

.... a man with 20 rabbits up his bum ?



Warren!

Already posted #9

 

[ianrauk]

A deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer!

already posted # 16

 

[ianrauk]

blimey, we run out of these then...?

 

[byegad]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?



Clever dick

No BOB!

 

[byegad]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

Doesn't matter, it still won't come to you!

 

[Dayvo]

What do you call a blind deer?

No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no penis?

Still no fukkin' idea.

 

[ThePainInSpain]

And for those in Yorkshire.........

A man with a number plate on his head................................Reg

and his brother..............................R Reg

 

[Salad Dodger]

What do you call a pig with three eyes?


Piiig

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What do you call a woman setting fire to her electricity bill?

Bernadette

 

[Baggy]

What do you call a vicar on a motorcycle?













Rev.

 

[Fnaar]

What do you call a nun on a unicycle?
Virgin on the ridiculous.

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call an Asian lad standing between two buildings



ALI

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call a Chinaman with one testicle



WHATWENTWONG