What do you call...

[Mr Phoebus]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
Matt.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu.

 

[Dayvo]

What do you call an Asian lad cutting the grass between two buildings with some pork on his head?

Mow Ham Head Alley

 

[Mr Phoebus]

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers

 

[TheDoctor]

What do you call an Asian lad standing between two buildings



ALI

That's terrible!!!

 

[pepecat]

What do you call a bloke with a plank on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a bloke with 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodwood.

What do you call a bloke with 4 planks on his head?

I dunno, but Edward Woodward would.

 

[pepecat]

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus?


What do you call a russian prostitute?

Onya backyabitch


(apologies, that one's a bit naughty....)

 

[pepecat]

I know a bloke who goes round with a bonfire on his head.

Name's Bernard.


And there's the chinese guy with one testicle bigger than the other....

Wun Hung Lo

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head




Lou




What do you call a woman with 2 toilets on her head




LuLu

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head





Claude

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call a man with a train on his head





Dead

 

[wildjetskier]

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath




Polly unsaturated


What do you call a dentist in the army ?




A drill sergeant

 

[Mr Phoebus]

What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head





Claude

Claud Butler

 

[Leilei]

What do you call a man that is pointing gun at you?


















Sir

 

[Pottsy]

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

A wonkey