What do you do if your dog dies?

[Richard A Thackeray]

I had a good stroke of a Schnauzer tonight, in the park.

That reminds me of one of the 'Janet & John' stories that Terry Wogan used to tell, all about stroking some ladys Schnauzer, & how she enjoyed it

It must be on YouTube somewhere, here's an example of the humour (almost as funny as Mark & Lards 'Fat Harry White')

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 3987014, member: 259"]. Our neighbour's Jack Russell died... A gentleman of a dog, he never failed to come up and sniff our arses as we came and went. [/QUOTE]
Have you got very short legs, @User259 ?

 

[Electric_Andy]

My parents buried their dog in their field once, and a couple years later their other dog must have dug it up, and carried the old dog's jawbone into the house. Moral of the story; bury deep, bury good