What does your other half do that annoys you?

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[LordoftheTeapot]

Her Ladyship is perfect in every way.*


* This may be slightly wrong, love 'hides' inperfections

 

[rich p]

Very little but she does have a habit of saying, "pardon" and then answering the question just as I'm starting to repeat it.

Doesn't sound much but I'll quote it in the mental cruelty case!

 

[gbb]

Lee Evans covered this beautifully the other night....

Bless her, she starts talking to me, in a normal volume voice...when i'm not in the room !

Huh....pardon..

Then she does it again !

I didnt hear you the first time....how on earth do you think i'd hear you the second time

 

[Maz]

She sneaks up on me in the morning and pulls my pyjama bottoms down when I’m leant over the washbasin washing my face. Waits until my face is fully soaped-up for maximum effect.

I think it's love.

 

[sheddy]

My list is way too long.
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind

 

[walker]

Breathe

 

[asterix]

Lee Evans covered this beautifully the other night....

Bless her, she starts talking to me, in a normal volume voice...when i'm not in the room !

Huh....pardon..

Then she does it again !

I didnt hear you the first time....how on earth do you think i'd hear you the second time

Yes that's the one. ..and it's still my fault cos I must be deaf

 

[wafflycat]

He doesn't wander round Chez Wafflycat nekkid often enough.

 

[gary r]

she puts the kettle on & then sits back down on the sofa,she never gets up once its boiled,so she has to boil it again.

she takes a glass of water to bed everynight (never drinks it) & knocks it over at least once a week

she puts plates in the sink when they could go straight in the dishwasher

and the worst one of all

she uses my razors in the shower!!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

She always puts things away clean and tidy but rarely in the same place each time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

No comment

 

[Maz]

No comment

That's called wishful thinking...

 

[Fnaar]

Mrs F leaves cups everywhere....
and it's a rare day that doesn't include "have you seen my keys?", or "have you seen my mobile?"

 

[Melvil]

she takes a glass of water to bed everynight (never drinks it) & knocks it over at least once a week

Snap! But my annoying habits far outweigh SWMBO's so I'm happy.