What does your other half do that annoys you?

[Cycling Naturalist]

Hello to everyone, I'm all excited to be part of the community.
And for my first post I would like to tell you that my wife laughs at me when I put on my lycra shorts which I find quite distressing.
And when I say I've just done 10 miles in 30 mins, she asks what slowed me down!!

The people laughing at you because you hadn't put your lycra shorts on.

 

[justAl]

The people laughing at you because you hadn't put your lycra shorts on.

but I do wear them. They keep my ears warm

 

[walker]

Hello to everyone, I'm all excited to be part of the community.
And for my first post I would like to tell you that my wife laughs at me when I put on my lycra shorts which I find quite distressing.
And when I say I've just done 10 miles in 30 mins, she asks what slowed me down!!

just tell her you stopped to buy a news paper

 

[strofiwimple]

She takes a massive part of my monthly income whilst her new partner "earns" approx three times my salary, bitches if she sees me in a new shirt etc- always matalan specials! moans because her chelsea tractor is going to cost her more blah blah blah- whoops sorry, i mistook this thread for the one for divorced/seperated guys entitled "what does your other 4/5ths do to annoy you" do i sound a tad bitter at all ???

 

[Kirstie]

Oh dear, obviously touched a nerve there...I'm passing you a virtual tunnocks teacake and a cup of tea to make you feel better.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Now I'm intrigued - how on earth do you have pierced gums?

You know the line of skin that connects your top lip to your gum, that has a ring through it.

 

[yenrod]

You know the line of skin that connects your top lip to your gum, that has a ring through it.

Thats called your lip !, basically.

 

[bobg]

Ive a friend and he knows two people who constantly; row/argue/fight (not physically) bicker/quibble whatever, but do they split up NEVER...

You've gotta have something in common

I thing me and Mrs BG know your friend......

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Thats called your lip !, basically.

Yeah, but the ring goes through the gum at the top, its defo the gum.