What film did you watch last night?

[Nigel-YZ1]

Inglourious Basterds.
Lovely detail and brilliant acting in a stupendously slow and lame film.
Kept sticking with it and ultimately felt it wasn't worth it.
Liked hearing The Green Leaves of Summer from the Alamo movie at the start though.
4/10.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Roadhouse.
Never seen the whole of this so thought it was time. Big hair, mullets, and Swayze doing a Chuck Norris/Van Damme sort of thing.
6/10.

 

[slowmotion]

An old BBC Horizon documentary about freak waves.

Take a tot or two of rum @Salty seadog before walking up the gangplank. Safe passage.

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[steveindenmark]

Johnny English 3. In which I am sure a Brompton appears. But I think I am the only one that has seen it.

 

[biggs682]

Just back from seeing Bohemium Rhapsody and thought it was very good and brilliant music

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Just back from seeing Bohemium Rhapsody and thought it was very good and brilliant music

I’d like to see this too.

 

[biggs682]

I’d like to see this too.

Well worth it

 

[Drago]

Under Siege.

An action hero classic from the Shakespearean renaissance. A wonderful performance from Steven Seagal, who manfully struts about talking in a husky voice and making half veiled threats to bad guys while eyeing them up in a squinty eyed manner - it's positively Julius Caesar on the water!

Tomm Lee Jones plays the part of Cassius, the villain of the piece, but get's his eventual cumuppence at the hands of Seagal's Brutus.

And Gary Busey is just a twot.

"Et tu Brute?" "Only I cook for the captain, so you must die. Ha!"

5/10. It's ok if you like the genre, but Die Hard at sea is a bit of a cliche even by then.

 

[stephec]

Malone (1987)

Burt Reynolds has quit his job and is driving round the country when car trouble keeps him in a small town.

He stumbles upon a dispute where a land baron is forcibly buying up everything in town, with the help of bent congressmen.

Que Burt going into action to help his new friends.

Now there's one twist in the plot that you'd never guess, Burt is ex special forces - where's that sarcasm smilie when you need it.

Quite entertaining, 6/10.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Under Siege.

An action hero classic from the Shakespearean renaissance. A wonderful performance from Steven Seagal, who manfully struts about talking in a husky voice and making half veiled threats to bad guys while eyeing them up in a squinty eyed manner - it's positively Julius Caesar on the water!

Tomm Lee Jones plays the part of Cassius, the villain of the piece, but get's his eventual cumuppence at the hands of Seagal's Brutus.

And Gary Busey is just a twot.

"Et tu Brute?" "Only I cook for the captain, so you must die. Ha!"

5/10. It's ok if you like the genre, but Die Hard at sea is a bit of a cliche even by then.

And Erika Eleniak jumping out of a cake

 

[Drago]

Not quite as good as Kate Winslett's gear falling off, bit not unpleasant.

 

[Drago]

Cobra.

Eighties Stallone hard man classic. Utter crap. Being smacked in the teeth with a bottle of Cobra, or bitten on the scrotum by a Cobra would be more interesting.

1/10. Of interest to action hero historians only.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Whitney
Excellent and a great reminder of what a massive tool Bobby Brown is.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Hot Fuzz - seen it before ages ago. I always thought Shaun Of The Dead was Edgar Wright's best comedy film, but this is better 8.5/10

 

[AndyRM]

Slaughterhouse Rulez - 6/10

Funny, gory and self aware. Thoroughly enjoyable but does lag a bit in places.