What is the most stupid thing you have ever done?

[ComedyPilot]

Ah - here we are. It's actually the garage guy who uses his lighter to check the fuel level in the tanker, and the driver who tries to put him out afterwards !

 

[tdr1nka]

In a vigilante moment a year or two back I set out to scare the sh*te out of some local yoof/scrotes who were shooting fireworks at passers by from the dark of the park behind my house.

Remembering I had a stash of bangers left over from a firework show I had worked on, I took 3 LARGE bangers and an empty bean can stealthily to the bottom of the garden.

I placed the tin soundlessly on the top of the wall just above where the herberts the sat and with a lighter in one hand and the bangers in the other I mentally talked myself thru what I was going to do.
'Light bangers, drop bangers into can, run back to the house and laugh myself witless'

I lit the bangers, turned and BANG! the bangers(which were old and unstable)went off in my hand.

Deaf in one ear, I ran back into the house, up to the bathroom and ran my hand under the cold tap for about 1/2 an hour. Funnily enough tho, the fireworks in the park magically stopped.

 

[papercorn2000]

Sucking concentrated hydrochloric acid up a pipette - really sucking and not using the little mechanical pump. Concentrated HCl gives off a vapour...

"Accidentally" making TNT in sixth year chemistry. You should have seen the teacher's face!

 

[4F]

Mr brother and I stayed with my grandparents and whilst they popped to the shops we used his old 2nd world war sword and bayonet in a mock fight. Pleased to say all limbs are in tact but when you look back at it now .......

 

[speccy1]

Starting a conversation with Joe24, or asking that girl out from the 'Should I ask the question?' thread.

I totally agree on your first point

 

[Joe24]

I totally agree on your first point

Speccy you get stressed when someone questions you, and because you ride worse then a baby monkey on a penny farthing, you complain.
You also called me a scrounging student and to keep out of your threads.
So, i wouldnt agree with YC, hes a scrouging school kid
I still have your PM.
And i know im on your ignore list. Anyone fancing quoting this?

 

[Joe24]

No. This thread is about stupid things you have done, not a place for childish bickering spats, so stick to the point or sod off. Clear?

Cheers chum

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

<snip out boring crap> Anyone fancing quoting this?

Not really. You p*ssed someone else off, Joe? You do seem to be making a habit of it. Why?

 

[speccy1]

Here here

 

[speccy1]

My message to Joe applies to you as well

ooooooooh!!

 

[Joe24]

No, what actually happened was he posted on about some car driver doing something he didnt like when actually the car driver just stopped fast to let some kids cross. He went to go around the car and nearly hit said kids.
A few went and said he was in the wrong, he wasnt happy.

 

[speccy1]

It seems to have upset you far more than it did me Joe

 

[Joe24]

It seems to have upset you far more than it did me Joe

Awww im off your ignore list
Fancy elaborating on you calling me a scrounging student?
The post in question before you all start moaning at me annoying people

 

[speccy1]

Get back to the point Joe and remember the title of this post, I have better things to do than tangle insults with you, and it seems you enjoy RUINING other people`s posts by studying them

Roll on the next bout of "chav wisdom" Joe, I`m waiting for the reply

 

[Joe24]

Get back to the point Joe and remember the title of this post, I have better things to do than tangle insults with you, and it seems you enjoy RUINING other people`s posts by studying them

Roll on the next bout of "chav wisdom" Joe, I`m waiting for the reply

As we speak, im sat here dreaming of you. When i go to bed tonight, i will be thinking of you, when i wake up, ill be thinking of you.
OOOOHHHHH i just love you!!!
Will you marry me?



Actually no, i want someone who can actually ride a bike
Noodley?