What is the weirdest heckle you've had while cycling ?

[rbreid]

From a young kid....maybe 11 yo or so, dressed in Superman outfit out guisin'......" Hey you're too late, I saved the planet last week" Couldn't think of a suitable response at the time and still can't.

 

[sackville d]

A couple of weeks ago I passed a lycra clad MTBer covered in mud going up a steep hill. I cruised by him drinking out of my waterbottle. I was wearing jeans and overcoat.

I left him well behind as he struggled. A couple of miles later I stopped to buy eggs and he passed by, giving me that bastaxd look. I followed him and passed him without effort. I slowed right down asI came to my turn and as he passed, looking knackered, he did a treble check of me and called me a "cheating bastaxd".

I always use my Electric bike in Winter. :0)



Steve

You cheating bastard Steve!

 

[simon.r]

Not one of mine, and I'm sure it came from someone on here linking to a youtube vid

"Oi mate, your wheels are going round!"

"So's your girlfriend" was the response.....

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4nMY3-A7YI

 

[nicholas]

How come you all hear what shouted at you my high blood pressure and heart beat pounding really drowns this out

 

[SamC]

"You're not a car!"

Neither are you mate, you're a tosser.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

more a strange conversation than a 'heckle'.

I'm in the right hand lane marked straight on or right and not indicating he's in the left hand lane marked left, in a car...

"which way are you going love?" I cringe (hate the use of the word love & duck)
straight on
so why didn't you indicate?
( and getting a little peeved) is it one finger or two for straight on?
(cue handy gap in traffic and leaves scene quickly...)

 

[Ganymede]

is it one finger or two for straight on?

Nice one sister!

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

I was out riding my Di2 S-Works Tarmac SL4 with Zipp wheels when a 'yoof' in a old Vauxhall Nova at some lights wound down the window and said "oi pr*ck sell your bike and buy a car, its faster and you don't look like a twat".... The fat teengage girl in the passenger seat starting laughing and snorting and called me a self-gratification artist in lycra
I smiled and clear clearly stated that I could sell only the wheels on my bike and purchase the car he was driving, and still have enough money to buy his pet pig which would save him from having to take her to market.
The lights changed and I rode off by turning left and avoiding them, before what I said had even registered.

 

[PoliceMadAd]

Can't remember the last time I had something shouted at me on my cycle to work towards Nuthall in Notts, but when I used to go to Derby City centre it was a regular occurrence. Oddly, I miss it.

 

[nappadang]

A car slowed down when passing me this afternoon. The passenger looked me square in the eye and called me a "helmet wearing pussy." both driver and passenger roared with laughter as they drove off.
Small things/small minds and all that.

 

[400bhp]

This morning I had some scouser (don't worry I was in Liverpool-one of them hadn't escaped ) look at me quite seriously and tell me "there's a bus behind you".

Bus was about 100m back and I was in the LH lane of a fairly empty DC 40mph road.

 

[steve52]

people heckle cyclist? i hadnt noticed tbh

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

"ere mate is tha a bra?"

Fortunately not, It was an incredibly warm day and my jersey was as good as unzipped. bibshorts crossed with HRM, I guess I can see where the idea came from

 

[nicholas]

People have stopped heckling me since I bought a new small meat clever and laughing insanely funny that

 

[Gravity Aided]

You are a proactive fellow, Nicholas.