What is the weirdest heckle you've had while cycling ?

[ianrauk]

A car slowed down when passing me this afternoon. The passenger looked me square in the eye and called me a "helmet wearing pussy." both driver and passenger roared with laughter as they drove off.
Small things/small minds and all that.

Sorry didn't realise it was a fellow Cyclechat member. It was me and @theclaud

 

[ianrauk]

Was that in @theclaud's Range Rover Ewok?

No.. it was the runaround.. the Porsche Cayenne Pepper.

 

[nappadang]

Sorry didn't realise it was a fellow Cyclechat member. It was me and @theclaud

Shame on you, my confidence has been irreparably damaged. I've now given up cycling and taken up flower pressing so I don't have to suffer that level of dog's abuse again.
That said, it should have been me taking the pi**, that car you were in was an embarrassment. Especially the "my other car is a porsche" sticker and the "Nigel & Sharon" sun visor.

 

[Accy cyclist]

A child/juvenile passed a comment as i passed him and his mate,while on my bike the other day. He said something derogatory which led to his mate saying to him "show a bit of respect,that man does miles and miles on that bike,i don't think you'll be riding a bike when you get as old as him"!

 

[line71]

Ive had the usual ;'yer wheels are turning round' or 'you,ve dropped your gay card' but the last time was some scum screeching incoherent bollocks,all i heard was ...fuucking bike!!,didnt hear the rest of the scumbags drivel but enjoyed the thought of using a machine gun on the tramps and chucking them in the canal

 

[outlash]

Whilst waiting for the Sunday club run to kick off with my fellow club members, we suffered the usual homophobic abuse from someone across the market square in their car. As the car got closer I had raise a smile because the car had a bunch of lads in it. Now, if we're a bit gay, what does it say about a car filled with young men early on a Sunday morning?


Tony.

 

[ross cordon]

while out this sunday a fat old git in a astra slowed down and shouted PUT SOME PROPER F*&%ING CLOTHES ON , im cycling and wearing cycling clothing , I could understand if I was wearing my mrs bikini

 

[watchiekong]

I was passing down through Worsthorn near Burnley,when a rather rotund young fellow of about 14 called out "We know your gay". (I`m not by the way,but did look fine in summer Sunday kit)
So quick as a flash,reaching into my vast catalogue of witty comebacks,selected this one.
"Shut up you fat c***!" Now I didn`t look back to see how appreciative of my responce he was but I`m sure he looked something like this

What usually shuts the zit faced little gits is if you respond: "Yeah just as I know you're a virgin." or "Thats grand coming from a virgin!"
It really does shut them up.

 

[Frood42]

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It's Cycling Mikey
He seems to have some of the more sensible vids on youtube