What secretly annoys you?

[stephec]

Right, I've got one now-

When you go into the post office at 11:00 on a Saturday morning to find twenty people in front of you and only two out of the six tills open.

Why does one of them still insist on trotting out the insurance/holiday money sales pitch to every customer making the queue go even slower?

 

[Garethgas]

Oh God, more...
People who can't hold a knife and fork properly
And people who eat with their mouths open...Jeez, it's like looking at a cement mixer
People who are drunk
Karaoke
People with dirty toes
Loud mouthed, giggling women
Weathermen
Weather women
Politicians
Big 4 x 4 cars, there's just no need for them.
People who say 'Amazing'
People who say 'Passionate'
People who 'Oh yes' as if they sound like that stupid dog.
People who burp in public with a satisfying sense of achievement, followed by 'Better out than in'
North Wales accent
Liverpool accent
Women grunting while playing tennis....leave that sort of thing in the bedroom girls!

 

[Cycleops]

People who don't understand the word secret.

Two people can keep a secret, but only if one is dead.

 

[MontyVeda]

With you there, the the right place for the end is definitely at the back, so wrong to have it at the front.

unless it's in a public/pub lavatory where any old tramp might turn up.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

unless it's in a public/pub lavatory where any old tramp might turn up.

Eurgh do people actually use public khazis.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Parents who stand their kids inside shopping trolleys.
I don't want whatever sh!t your sprog has stood in wiped all over the trolley I might be next to put my food in.

GC

 

[vernon]

We all have these dark secrets (except Vernon of course who's probably still got his nose stuck in a dictionary)

You need to get your nose stuck in one more then I do.

 

[vernon]

Now you all need to learn to relax a bit more, all that rage is no good for your health.

Right that's it!. I'm off to the shop. I've got some relaxation to maintain.

 

[Cycleops]

People who describe themselves or others as "classy". Only they aren't.

 

[Dayvo]

Eurgh do people actually use public khazis.

No way, Jose, not when there are parks, bus stops, bushes, front gardens, shop fronts etc. available to relieve oneself!

 

[Hover Fly]

Local councillors who react to a complaint about local affairs on a time scale that can only be describes as geological, yet accept an invitation to a jolly by return of post.

 

[Fnaar]

Hoovers. Stupid tw@ts. Getting stuck behind every available bit of furniture. Grr.
People who walk out of shops onto the pavement without looking. I reckon its indicative of their driving habits, too.
And couples/trios who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement, while walking very slowly. They're the same people who drive up the middle lane of the motorway at 50 mph and never move.

 

[Fnaar]

Two in one, marvellous



HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT-National ****e Day:
View: http://youtu.be/1FR842KUaOw
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian ettiquette

Half Man Half Biscuit - L'Enfer C'est Les Autres:
View: http://youtu.be/9T9nY57OcUw

Top stuff

 

[Fnaar]

Two in one, marvellous



HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT-National ****e Day:
View: http://youtu.be/1FR842KUaOw




Half Man Half Biscuit - L'Enfer C'est Les Autres:
View: http://youtu.be/9T9nY57OcUw

I suggest that they learn some pedestrian ettiquette
Excellent stuff.

 

[numbnuts]

Unruly kids in supermarkets