What's the naughtiest thing that you have ever done?

[Dayvo]

Don't know about the naughtiest, but I've done a few naughties.

 

[SteCenturion]

Allegedly.

Got caught playing Bucking Broncos or Rodeo by the Sister of the Sister I was dating (while sister was bucking) these sisters were the daughters of a Commissioned Officer in the RAF.

I have filled toilet cisterns with a foam solution used by Firefighters in airfield fire trucks (flush & get a surprise).

& (allegedly) collectively I have tied a stripped naked new spoon (recently graduated recruit) to the front of a fire truck & driven them to the front of the WRAF (Womens RAF) block & put on the Blues & Two's (to attract all attention) then charged the hoses & jetted him down with icy cold water (resulting in Shrunken Winky Syndrome). Oh how the girlies chuckled.

I have also snowboarded down a runway on an oil drip tray tied to the towing eye of an RIV (Rapid Intervention Vehicle) when air traffic closed.

Made several blindfolded lads believe they were about to have their handcuffs cut off with a Partner (circular) saw in the NAAFI by revving the motor & striking it off the ground.

And drank a concoction of spirits & beers out of a boot.

Allegedly.

(Might be true - might not)

Who Knows ??

 

[ufkacbln]

Take some chocolate and melt it, then pour onto a surface to cool

Then place in empty patient bed.

Take student nurse to make bed, and find the "stool"

Demonstrate how you can tell whether the patient is diabetic by breaking off a piece and tasting it

 

[AndyRM]

I'd fill up the Internet if I got involved with this thread...

 

[Moon bunny]

/\ It is about time they found the armed forces something useful to do. (stecenturion)

 

[smokeysmoo]

Demonstrate how you can tell whether the patient is diabetic by breaking off a piece and tasting it

Did something similar on a hot day once many years ago.

Involved a melted Mars bar, (moulded to shape), a pedestrianised area in Warrington town centre, (outside McD's), and an unaware old dear walking towards us

Kids eh!

 

[ufkacbln]

Putting cling film across the top of the loo.

Pulled tight it is invisible, but when you then use the loo.......

 

[ufkacbln]

Tape down the release button on a standard phone, then watch peopl etry and work out why the phone is still ringing when t hey have the receiver in their hand.

 

[vernon]

Allegedly.

Got caught playing Bucking Broncos or Rodeo by the Sister of the Sister I was dating (while sister was bucking) these sisters were the daughters of a Commissioned Officer in the RAF.

I have filled toilet cisterns with a foam solution used by Firefighters in airfield fire trucks (flush & get a surprise).

& (allegedly) collectively I have tied a stripped naked new spoon (recently graduated recruit) to the front of a fire truck & driven them to the front of the WRAF (Womens RAF) block & put on the Blues & Two's (to attract all attention) then charged the hoses & jetted him down with icy cold water (resulting in Shrunken Winky Syndrome). Oh how the girlies chuckled.

I have also snowboarded down a runway on an oil drip tray tied to the towing eye of an RIV (Rapid Intervention Vehicle) when air traffic closed.

Made several blindfolded lads believe they were about to have their handcuffs cut off with a Partner (circular) saw in the NAAFI by revving the motor & striking it off the ground.

And drank a concoction of spirits & beers out of a boot.

Allegedly.

(Might be true - might not)

Who Knows ??

My paratrooper friends would regard those alleged activities as routine rather than naughty.

 

[stephec]

Putting cling film across the top of the loo.

Pulled tight it is invisible, but when you then use the loo.......

A favourite trick in halls of residence.

 

[SteCenturion]

Cling film over the toilet pan is a belter.

Might have accidently dangled a lads finger in a pot of water as he slept too.

Good for a P!$$Y bed laugh that one.

 

[User169]

I have deliberately allowed tinned soup to boil.

 

[SteCenturion]

My paratrooper friends would regard those alleged activities as routine rather than naughty.

Character building our seniors called it Vernon.

 

[Smokin Joe]

We got a mate blind drunk on his stag night. We put a condom in his coat pocket after putting some salad cream in it and smearing brown sauce and ketchup over the outside. We had to fess up to his live in girlfriend what we'd done to prevent the wedding being called off (She'd already ripped the expensive leather coat to shreds).

I was still best man too.

 

[Cubist]

We once sold a colleague's locker complete with contents to the local scrap dealer. We got a fiver for it. The colleague had to buy it back off the scrap dealer. It cost him a tenner......