while working on a building site a few years ago one of the plasterers was football mad and the world cup was on . That afternoon England where playing Germany and all morning this guy was letting out ENGERLAND chants .
I hatched a cunning plan with the rest of the trades on the site and started my part with cutting a 4ft x 2ft plywood board and drilling two holes near the top . The Electrician made up two hooks out of stiff wire and rearranged the back of the plasterers pic up so the hooks where hidden by bags of sand .
The Decorator then painted a lovely German flag on the plywood board and hid it to dry .
As the plasterer left the Forman stopped him to ask a few questions and the board was hooked onto the back of his truck for his drive home through London and down the M3 to Camberly
The next day he said he couldn't work out why everyone was beeping at him and calling him a w***er , it was only when he reversed onto his drive and saw the reflection of the flag in his front room window that the penny dropped .
The flag was mounted on his sons bedroom wall as he was a fan of some German footballer so a happy ending aswell