About 3 years ago at work.
Heard over the wireless that some nasty villain had commited a crime. I wasn't far off, so decided to grab me some glory by nabbing a villain.
Across a roadbridge, then an off road shortcut down a steep grassy embankment to the road below, save about 300 metres.
Head up, arriss back, index fingers coivering the brakes and down I went. I was looking damn good too until the front wheel hit a hidden dip near the bottom and I was flung unceremoniously over the bars. I did my best to try and make it look like I'd meant to do it, but I really think I weas fooling no one.
Severe bruising and soft tissue damage, but only to my pride.