I couldn't do that with my last dog, when he let one rip he used to get up and leave the room..............................shortly followed by the rest of us.that reminds me............
i used to shout .....''Bad dog Rover Bad Dog..!.........gave him quite a complex..
My sister. Not me. Oh no.
Women don't stop talking for long enough to let the pressure build up.
We can get wind but a) we try not to let rip in company b) we mostly don't talk about and c) certainly don't boast!!
I was once working in panto and accidentally let rip in the wings by the desk. I apologised profusely, but one of the crew, who had just turned 21 that day, told me it couldn't possibly be me. Eh? quoth I. No, it can't be, because women don't fart.
Is'nt it called eau de colon
Is'nt it called eau de colon
I don't fart, belch, sweat, or scratch anything i'll have you know oh and ive got my fingers crossed as well 
my daughter , a lovely sweet thing, makes me smell like a pot pourri . and she sounds like a large horse. she gets it from her mother i think
Blimey, caving. At least with cycling there's a chance of a cross-breeze....
