Cyclopathic
Veteran
- Location
- Leicester.
Personally I hate cyclists because they are all faster than me.
I, er ...I have a simple response to all those who complain or moan about cyclists. I tell them
"You won't look that fat if you start cycling"
This is an issue....This. We need to stop indulging it. I plan to draw up some guidelines...
This is an issue....
The only serious falling out I've ever had with someone where I currently work was due to the lack of guidelines.
He went off on one about cyclists at some length on all the usual topics and, having decided that slapping him, as one might a hysteric, would be counter-productive, I told him, to his face, that he could go feck himself. He promptly went whining to HR about my unprofessional behaviour/language. So I told them the same. Nobber.
The final outcome was delicious...I don't think my guidelines would change the outcome of this one.
The negative attitude appears to have come about over the past year or two.
Ah the mystical 'Holding people up' accusation.I thought about this. The first time I was on the receiving end of the rant was when I was seventeen, an indecently long time ago, when "you and your mates" had held someone up for maybe thirty seconds when taking part in a TT.
From beginning to its end?Just WHAT THE f*** are we (as cyclists) holding car drivers up from? At what point is their journey more important than a cyclist's life/safety?
I was unfortunate enough have an incident with an anti cyclist neanderthal yesterday.
It's just jealousy. Non-cyclists hate cyclists because we're
The fact is, we just make them look bad .
- fitter;
- healthier;
- prettier;
- never get held up by traffic;
- not short of money because of our mode of transport;
- supporting the environment;
- don't have to waste time going to gyms or going out for a run, because our commute is our exercise session.
Oooh, that's an idea. Pastor is a keen cyclist and our church used to have a Sunday afternoon cycling club for families.