I hate Adele. I hate everything about her. I hate her unusually high whining tone. I hate her face and I hate her hair. I hate her image and her melodies and I hate her upward inflection. For me, she symbolises everything that's bad about the music industry that's been condensed into a single being of generic talentless 5hite. If you are Adele or if you are someone who is dumb enough to have spent their hard earned cash on her music, then I will happily donate from my own body, enough fluid for you to drown in.