Would you buy and wear a strangers bike shorts?

[slowmotion]

Just a random thought.....do all the people who would never consider wearing secondhand shorts also build themselves "nests" of loo paper to shield their bums from public loo seats? I'm curious.

 

[Mrs M]

Yep

 

[sanddancer]

Just a random thought.....do all the people who would never consider wearing secondhand shorts also build themselves "nests" of loo paper to shield their bums from public loo seats? I'm curious.

Yes I do that
no I wouldn't buy socks/boxers
yes I would buy shorts/longs

 

[Drago]

Nah. I squat on the seat.

 

[i hate hills]

Good point made about the toilet paper but no i would never wear second hand cycle shorts.

 

[slowmotion]

I'm fascinated by the "nests" that I come across. Some of them are almost works of art and must have used up a fair amount of Finland's timber to construct. I half expect to see flocks of giant albatrosses emerging from the stalls, closely followed by David Attenborough. I must get to the bottom of this....

 

[Tin Pot]

In principle, yes, but unlikely to do so in practice as new ones are luckily affordable. I have worn rental wetsuits on several occasions and I can assure you that worse things are done in the water. So yes, you are too fussy ;-))

Old piss in wetsuits is not worse than the faeces and STDs in secondhand underwear.

 

[earlestownflya]

nothing wrong with buying second hand shorts...if you don't like the look of them when you get them re-sell them..if they look clean and good condition..bang em on...you've saved a good few quid...

 

[Tin Pot]

nothing wrong with buying second hand shorts...if you don't like the look of them when you get them re-sell them..if they look clean and good condition..bang em on...you've saved a good few quid...

Can I buy your used retinas? They're obviously much better at seeing microbes than mine.

 

[earlestownflya]

Can I buy your used retinas? They're obviously much better at seeing microbes than mine.

harden up d*ck splat

 

[Tin Pot]

harden up d*ck splat

That's what the previous owner did..!

 

[earlestownflya]

i'd like to have seen you in the trenches...

 

[slowmotion]

I believe that they've invented this wizard stuff called "washing powder". I hear that it's simply splendid!

 

[slowmotion]

Oh b#gger!

 

[earlestownflya]

Edging away from the person next to him scratching away?

yeh..after a full microscope inspection