You realise your interest in cycling has become an obsession when...

[Jezston]

I'm sure we can all come up with some good examples here. Here's one I just had:

... the music software you are using is set to 'variable' tempo. You don't want that so you click on it and it changes to 'fixed' and you think "mmm fixed".

 

[Fnaar]

... for a bit of retail therapy, you log onto Wiggle

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

.............. you say cor look at THAT when a pretty lady rides past and you mean the bike.....

 

[Theseus]

... as you pass an attractive member of the approprate sex riding a bike, you pay more attention to the frame and mech than them.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

True story

Riding up behind a nice lady I spotted the flat tyre before anything else. "You have a puncture" I say as I catch up.

 

[Fnaar]

True story

Riding up behind a nice lady I spotted the flat tyre before anything else. "You have a puncture" I say as I catch up.

Good job she didn't need her lamps polishing!

 

[gbb]

You sit on the balcony on holiday in Greece watching the world go by. A group of road cyclists go past...and your eyes follw them.

My wife said at that point...'i remember when you used to look at women like that'

 

[Moodyman]

When you log onto this forum in your lunch hour, instead of going for a stroll outside in the sunshine.

 

[accountantpete]

You search for Latex and the helpful result is this...

 

[slowmotion]

You ride in to work in the rain and cold, even though you could have taken the car.

 

[Haitch]

...you know how to spell Merckx.

... and Eddy!

 

[TVC]

You always refer to that shop as Halfrauds.

 

[Fnaar]

... you elope with your bike and marry it

 

[slowmotion]

... you elope with your bike and marry it

.....or keep a whole harem of them....

 

[Wheeledweenie]

Your boyfriend sighs wistfully and says 'You know, when when my mates' girlfriends sneak purchases in, it's normally shoes and dresses' when he spies that Wiggle box you've attempted to hide in the wardrobe.