Your Favorite Cycling Quote

[Banjo]

Quote from Mrs banjo

"How can you need another bike when you only have one ar$e? "

 

[Col5632]

Terrain: mostly flat, some lumps, no real hills; cycle paths and quiet roads; excellent for new people, beginners; great for more experienced
CC Ecosse advert, by @Col5632 I believe

Perth ride is mostly flat

 

[Shut Up Legs]

"It is not the bicycle that bends, it is only yourself".

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

"I were right about that saddle though"

 

[HB_Dude]

" If you brake, you loose" ..... Mario Cipollini

 

[velovoice]

"You don't break in a Brooks to your butt, you break in your butt to a Brooks."

- forum forklore

 

[HB_Dude]

"You don't break in a Brooks to your butt, you break in your butt to a Brooks."

- forum forklore

There's gotta be a film in there.... "Brooks butt broke " a long winded tale of leather, self suffering and endurance.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Perth ride is mostly flat

Yes, but you neglected to mention Little Glenshee

 

[Col5632]

Yes, but you neglected to mention Little Glenshee

Ah that's over in no time, 30 secs if you put a bit of effort into it

 

[TVC]

Used as a sig line by someone around here a while ago.

'You can tell a happy cyclist by the flies in their teeth'

 

[TheDoctor]

'Put me back on the bloody bike'
Also said by me, quite near to where Tom Simpson said it.

 

[uclown2002]

"Can you stop my Garmin", said by me to a passer-by as I was awaiting arrival of the ambulance and spinal board after being doored at 20mph.

 

[Mugshot]

"Congrats on your KOM"

 

[cyberknight]

"But you've rode to work all week why do you want to go for a ride today ?"
swmbo

 

[PaulSecteur]

".....MUST.....GET....THIS....SEGMENT....BACK...." Usually said between gasps for air through clenched teeth