Walked out of Goldmember when I went to see it at the cinema... it's not the worst film I've seen but when i realised that i could be across the road drinking beer instead of watching that sh!te, I walked across the road and drank beer instead of watching that sh!te.
A friend of mine loaned me his DVD of The English Patient after going on and on about how fecking awesome it is... I was very patient and sat through the entire yawnfest, vowing every minute never to watch this sh!te ever again.
Can't Stop The Music... the Village People movie... utter sh!te from start to finish but a great way to waste 90 mins of my sad and lonely life
Cool As Ice... the Vanilla Ice movie... absolutely dire but but well worth a watch if, like me, you sometimes can't resist a really bad movie.
Bula Quo... the Status Quo movie... why oh why they waited 'til 2013 to make a movie I'll never know, but I'm glad they did... utter sh!te!