Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[the_craig]

A servere lack of motivation today.

Was up early to pick up the mother in law so planned on heading out. But just couldn't be bothered so much so that I ended up having a nap wearing my bike shorts and jersey.

 

[Louch]

Hope your nap had a sprint finish !

 

[GBC]

Hope your nap had a sprint finish !

Is that a euphemism.........

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Anybody stumbling on this thread would have the false impression that some Scottish cyclists are right moaners

 

[Edwardoka]

How rude! We're not moaners, we're constructive critics!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

How rude! We're not moaners, we're constructive critics!

Surely you mean "repetitive critics"

 

[Edwardoka]

Surely you mean "repetitive critics"

How ru... You don't get me that easily

 

[Brandane]

Anybody stumbling on this thread would have the false impression that some Scottish cyclists are right moaners

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Uh, a bit touchy, are we?

 

[Brandane]

Uh, a bit touchy, are we?

Who Sir? Me Sir? No Sir! I just come on here to spread happiness and goodwill to everyone . The problem is, like others (apart from those agoraphobics on SCP) I probably only come here when the weather is cack, otherwise I would be doing something constructive like riding a bike; or even a motorbike; or fixing one of the aforementioned methods of transport. What I am saying is that you only get me in bad fettle on here - so there . Normally I am a happy bundle of laughs of course .

 

[the_craig]

Anybody stumbling on this thread would have the false impression that some Scottish cyclists are right moaners

The Scots? Moan? What do the Scots have to moan about? Apart from the wind, the rain, the cold, the snow, the sun, the heat...

 

[Brandane]

The Scots? Moan? What do the Scots have to moan about? Apart from the wind, the rain, the cold, the snow, the sun, the heat...

Unemployment, low wages, Tories, Labour, SNP., English folk, Rangers, Celtic, paying extra to fly to America when we're closer than London, the NHS., potholes in roads, overgrown cycle paths, broken glass, missing signage, crap beer, pubs closing down, Tesco takeover, pound shops, drugs, tanning salons, our national football team, wind farms, Alex Salmond, Gordon Brown ................... Maybe we could get Billy Joel to write a song about us!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

The Scots? Moan? What do the Scots have to moan about? Apart from the wind, the rain, the cold, the snow, the sun, the heat...

Where is it ??

 

[Brandane]

Where is it ??

Stop moaning!

 

[the_craig]

Unemployment, low wages, Tories, Labour, SNP., English folk, Rangers, Celtic, paying extra to fly to America when we're closer than London, the NHS., potholes in roads, overgrown cycle paths, broken glass, missing signage, crap beer, pubs closing down, Tesco takeover, pound shops, drugs, tanning salons, our national football team, wind farms, Alex Salmond, Gordon Brown ................... Maybe we could get Billy Joel to write a song about us!

But apart from that, what do us Scots have to moan about?