2 things you dislike (right now)

[raleighnut]

When you've finally decorated the kitchen, three things will happen:
1. You will be yelled at for taking too long.
2. You will be yelled at for not doing it properly.
3. You will be told "I should have got a professional in to do this seemingly easy task"

Bonus: you will think, but not say, "well why don't you bloody do it then".

Nah, not gonna happen for 2 reasons.

• I am a professional at interiors (worked as a shopfitter for 15yrs) so I know how to do it properly (and how to cut corners professionally)
• If I do get moaned at then I'll go on 'cookery duty' strike, see how long she lasts without her dinner.

To be fair though most things take me ages these days since I snapped my Femur into 3 pieces and am only capable of working for a couple of hours a day before the pain becomes un-bearable.

 

[Salad Dodger]

My local taxi drivers.

Not being able to buy a new car.

 

[mustang1]

My local taxi drivers.

Not being able to buy a new car.

You say this, on a bike forum?

 

[Salad Dodger]

You say this, on a bike forum?

Yes. I wouldn't want to try hauling all the ukulele band gear on a trailer behind my cycle, with Mrs Salad on the crossbar.

 

[Salad Dodger]

With all Mrs S's aches and pains and gammy limbs? I don't think she could even get on a tandem, never mind pedal it!

 

[classic33]

Diane Abbott and photographs of Diane Abbott.

She'll be up in your neck o'woods early next week

 

[welsh dragon]

The internet.

Trying to find the documents i need on the bloomin internet.

 

[postman]

She'll be up in your neck o'woods early next week

She is not taking part in the World Triathalon is she.She will get her distances wrong.

 

[classic33]

She is not taking part in the World Triathalon is she.She will get her distances wrong.

Close, Leeds University.

 

[Oldbloke]

Gardening
Ant and Dec

 

[flake99please]

Theresa May
Wind

The OP asked for 2 things.

 

[flake99please]

Going to bed before my 7 year old son (3am commute).

Garden parties in the summer (when Im trying to sleep with a window open).

 

[tyred]

People who repeat themselves.
People who repeat themselves.

Sorry, could you repeat that, I didn't quite hear you?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

1. MHLs.
2. Incompetent road users.

 

[FishFright]

Trump and May