Globalti
Legendary Member
....and asks the barman for a pint.
"Blimey!" says the barman. "A duck that can talk!"
"Yeah? So what?" replies the duck. "I can walk, fly, swim, talk, read.... I'm even a qualified plasterer. How about that pint?"
So the duck goes and sits down with his newspaper and his pint. A few minutes later the door opens and in walks a circus ringmaster.
"Hey!" says the barman. "You ought to go and talk to that duck, he's clever! He could come and work at your circus!"
The ringmaster goes over and chats with the duck: "How about coming and working for me?" he asks.
"Okay" replies the duck, "I'm always interested in the next job.... but a circus you say? Isn't that a big tent with poles and hole in the roof and canvas walls?"
"Yes" replies the ringmaster.
"Well why the f*** would you be needing a plasterer?"
"Blimey!" says the barman. "A duck that can talk!"
"Yeah? So what?" replies the duck. "I can walk, fly, swim, talk, read.... I'm even a qualified plasterer. How about that pint?"
So the duck goes and sits down with his newspaper and his pint. A few minutes later the door opens and in walks a circus ringmaster.
"Hey!" says the barman. "You ought to go and talk to that duck, he's clever! He could come and work at your circus!"
The ringmaster goes over and chats with the duck: "How about coming and working for me?" he asks.
"Okay" replies the duck, "I'm always interested in the next job.... but a circus you say? Isn't that a big tent with poles and hole in the roof and canvas walls?"
"Yes" replies the ringmaster.
"Well why the f*** would you be needing a plasterer?"