A weird, but true, sentence about yourself

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I have been sworn at by Prince Philip...

There is nothing weird about that, he swears at everyone...

He hasn't sworn at me.

(maybe because I've never been anywhere near)

 

[Mugshot]

Jerome Flynn came into my shop looking for a kitchen, he wasn't acting the big star but I couldn't be arsed to let on I knew who he was so asked what his name was, he gave me a look and then replied "Mr Flynn."
He still bought a kitchen off me

 

[jefmcg]

I am not a good celebrity spotter. I have had to google half the names in this thread - including showaddywaddy and the above mentioned Jerome. Didn't recognise either of them even after viewing the results.

Prince Philip I do kind of remember.

 

[TVC]

I am not a good celebrity spotter. I have had to google half the names in this thread - including showaddywaddy and the above mentioned Jerome. Didn't recognise either of them even after viewing the results.

Prince Philip I do kind of remember.

You don't know about the second greatest band to come out of Leicester? . I'm more disappointed than angry

 

[jefmcg]

You don't know about the second greatest band to come out of Leicester? . I'm more disappointed than angry

They needed to come a bit further out


Jim Swinburne from Australia asks:
Have you ever thought about coming to Australia - west in particular?
DB: Jim - Grey area this one, we had several offers to go to Oz, but there were certain members (who are no longer with us) who didn't fancy 3 months or so down under, shame as we would've loved to have gone, but there's still time!

 

[Mugshot]

I was at a Smiths concert and Morrissey got pulled off the stage by the lads next to me and landed on his head. I helped him back on stage and handed his mic to the roadie.
Tosser still went off and wouldn't come back out again, night ended in a riot, as detailed HERE, although as you'd expect some of it is bollocks, mainly the first paragraph.

 

[Mugshot]

I hope there was a whip round to buy them drinks as a reward.




That would explain a few things...

Now now

 

[Philhh]

Had a fight with a monkey in Kathmandu and won.

 

[tony111]

Met Goofy in the Magic Kingdom and then saw him half an hour later in Epcot......and he could'nt remember me.

 

[bonsaibilly]

Arsonist?

Narcissist-Arsonist!

 

[Donger]

I once made an unintentional, live appearance on Gardening Today when cheating big style in my school cross country, by crawling through a hedge in Kings Heath Park and emerging immediately behind the presenter, Cyril Fletcher.

 

[oldfatfool]

I once got evicted from a club for headbanging to Tiffany

 

[booze and cake]

I caused a security alert at the Houses of Parliament, shutting down the whole of Parliament Square, and saw a platoon of heavily armed scaries come out of nowhere at me, as a result of me cycling to see a talk there, putting my rucksack through the airport type scanner, and the Feds thinking my water bottle, spare inner tube, bike tools and lights were arranged in such a way it looked a bit 'bomby'.

….oh how we laughed afterwards, but at the time I thought I was off to Guantanamo!

 

[Donger]

[QUOTE 4701298, member: 45"]You didn't go to the school next to Kings Heath park did you?[/QUOTE]
Yep. That would be King Edwards Camp Hill.

 

[booze and cake]

...and I've got another Parliament connected one, though admittedly I've pushed it a bit to try and get it all into one sentence.....
...I've only voted once, kind of as an apology, as a teenager I threw up and passed out on the inside stairs of the house of my local MP, now a Lord, while he was away at the Commons, at a party his daughter, who was going through a lesbian phase at the time, held, but he came back unexpectedly, and everyone was in trouble.