Drago
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All is forgiven.
Why? What's Ali been up to?
All is forgiven.
He borrowed my bike, got me some KOMs, and I haven't seen him since.Why? What's Ali been up to?
You can Bog Off with that suggestion , thank you.Per unit, but if they don't sell well I might do a BOGOF offer ...
I think that what is being referred to is the use of a garden cane similar to those pictured below. When I was a child we used to try to stop people on bikes by inserting one of these through the the spokes of the front wheel. A note of caution though, you need to be certain that it is actually the bicycle thief who is riding the bike otherwise unfortunate consequences may occur. £25 will buy a bundle like the one below, which is probably a whole lifetime's supply.
(briefly serious) It's pretty nearly as bad - legally or morally - to maim a bike thief as to maim a regular punter**. Especially as even if the person was a thief, it's unlikely they will get convicted after you have maimed or killed them, so you will not have that defence.A note of caution though, you need to be certain that it is actually the bicycle thief who is riding the bike otherwise unfortunate consequences may occur.
(briefly serious) It's pretty nearly as bad - legally or morally - to maim a bike thief as to maim a regular punter**. Especially as even if the person was a thief, it's unlikely they will get convicted after you have maimed or killed them, so you will not have that defence.
Only if you're caught.
Goody gumdrops.Feed them to the pigs.
Feed them to the pigs.
Goody gumdrops.