Any good jokes ... ?
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
remove all the the letter w ,and it sounds like one of the wurzels
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
At least he can say thank you.
On pushing his sister over in the garden he gave her a grassy ass.
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simon the viking
Guru
Nicked for facebook!
betty swollocks
large member
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Nibor
Bewildered
- Location
- Accrington
I met a bloke from Australia who works in IT.
I asked him “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
I asked him “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
betty swollocks
large member
What, you think all my jokes are 'mine'?
Anyway, from, not for!
I would imagine that Simon was suggesting he'd steal the joke for his own use on Facebook
So he is intending to steal it for Facebook
simon the viking
Guru
PaulSB
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Unfortunate positioning of the door handle!
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Good job it wasn’t a door knob.
Probably been on here before but....
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to find out who’s best at his job. So they decide that each of them will go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later that day, they get together. The priest begins: “I found a bear sitting by a tree. I blessed him and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.” The minister says, “I found a bear by a stream and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look at the rabbi, who is all scratched and bruised and with his clothes torn to shreds. The rabbi looks at them and says, “Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to find out who’s best at his job. So they decide that each of them will go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later that day, they get together. The priest begins: “I found a bear sitting by a tree. I blessed him and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.” The minister says, “I found a bear by a stream and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look at the rabbi, who is all scratched and bruised and with his clothes torn to shreds. The rabbi looks at them and says, “Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
What, you think all my jokes are 'mine'?
Anyway, from, not for!
Yep...
Ah, I see! Well, it's gone full circle, then, cos that's where I copied it from!
