Any good jokes ... ?

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Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
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raleighnut

Legendary Member
I thought I had read/heard that before but it still made me laugh.
Dave Allen was irreverent but so funny.
Gotta be from the early 70s


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Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
A man steps into a bar and orders a pint. "o-o-o-one p-pint p-p-please."

The barman responds "I used to stutter all the time too mate, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same."

After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. "o-o-o-one p-pint p-p-please."

The barman chuckles "My suggestion didn't work, did it?"

The man responds "n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house."
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
If any sign of irritation stop using immediately and shout, "Awww, Muuum!!!"
WARNING - This may lead to a clip round the lug-ole if persistent.
 
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